"The room was extremely dirty. There was something white that looked like bodily fluid all over the vanity chair so we couldn’t use it. The bathroom floor had dirt all over it. The entire room looked as if the only thing housekeeping did was come in and make the bed. We arrived at the hotel at 10pm after driving for 5 hours so I was not going to the front desk and asking for a new room or making a complaint. I checked the beds for bugs and we climbed in to go to sleep. This is when we realized...

"Very good"

"You get what you pay for. Pay more!"