Consider a stay at Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) and take advantage of a playground, a library, and laundry facilities. Active travelers can enjoy bodyboards at this vacation home. Guests can connect to free in-room WiFi.
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1010 out of 10
Exceptional
Entire home
4 bedrooms4 bathroomsSleeps 16153 sq m
Popular amenities
Kitchen
Washer
Dryer
Free WiFi
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About this property
Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)
***NEW FLOORING, NEW COUCH***
Watch the ocean from 2 separate decks, a bedroom, dinner table, you name it! This home has 3 bedrooms with their own full bathroom. All bedrooms do have TVs (either smart TVs, or with Amazon Fire sticks), that come with access to Paramount Plus and Disney Plus. However we do suggest spending your time on the decks watching the ocean, out at the park or pool with the young kids, or at the beach! There is a smaller living room on the first floor, a bigger main living room on the second, along with a loft area that acts as both a 4th bedroom, as well as a kids' play area!
Bdrm 1: Queen Bed Bdrm 2: F/F bunk bed (twin trundle) Bdrm 3: King Bed Loft (Bdrm 4): F/F/F custom bunks, couch that pulls out to small bed 1st Living Area: Queen Sleeper Sofa 2nd Living Area: Couch
The space
You enter the home into the downstairs living room with a queen sleeper sofa and two master bedroom suites flanking it. In this lounge area, you will find a mini library as well as access to the ocean side deck. A sliding glass door takes you to the outdoor deck with an ocean view.
The oceanfront bedroom has a queen bed and its own private bath/shower. This bedroom also has a desk if you'd like to get a little work done. There is an additional downstairs bedroom with a F/F bunk bed with a twin trundle, and also with its own private bath/shower. The ocean facing bedroom has a closet, but both have a dresser.
Continuing upstairs brings you past the laundry area at the landing with a recently updated washer/dryer. Up to the second floor you will enter the kitchen and living area. The kitchen comes with stainless appliances, granite counter tops and island, and solid maple cabinets.
From the open concept living space, guests will enjoy a gorgeous ocean view from the many windows. A large dining area is set off to the side of the kitchen for plenty of seating (8). Enjoy the ocean views while having your dinner! The living room provides loads of natural light from the large windows extending into the cathedral ceilings. Access to the oceanfront deck is provided through the door in the living room.
There is a master suite off this area, with a king bed and jetted bath tub/shower. This room also includes a dresser, and closet. This bedroom also has an adjustable height desk for use as a workstation. If you wish to use the jets, ensure the water is up above the jets/filters, and then you need to turn on the switch at the bedroom entry then press the button on ledge of the tub. Use at your own risk!
On the landing to the third floor is a small half bath leading up to the bedroom loft which boasts a custom built triple bunk built into the walls (F/F/F). This also has a new couch, that pulls out to make a small bed. It's a lovely play area for the kids, or anyone that wants a little more separation and to get away from the rest of the group! This loft also has a 32" TV which has an Amazon Fire Stick to log onto applications for streaming etc.
As of 03/31/2023, the pool is scheduled to open 04/15/2023 and then close for the season 10/31/2023.
** Due to COVID-19: Additional restrictions or unexpected closures may occur per HOA. **
Don’t forget your linens! By default, linens are not provided during your stay. You are welcome to bring your own linens, or we have linens/towels that you may rent from us, or we can offer a 3rd party linens rental service.
If you rent from us, it should be cheaper than using a 3rd party. Additionally, I don't know if there's anything worse than having to spend the first bit of your vacation making beds, after the long drive in getting there, so for additional fee the cleaner will also MAKE the beds for you! $25 increased cleaning fee (flat). $13/11/10/8 for sheets (K/Q/F/T, respectively) $10 per bed to have them made for your arrival $2 for each bath towel $1 for each hand towel/washcloth
Pets are allowed, however it comes with increased pricing. We recommend you get renters insurance Cleaning fee is $25 more (flat fee, but subject to further increase if the cleaners go in to clean and see severe mess/hair etc) Refundable deposit increased by $250 Additional $15 per night for first pet, $10 for second.
Other things to note We leave beach/pool items in the closet for their free use by our guests. With that said, these items may have been taken, broken, or otherwise not useable. Please use at your own risk. This beach inventory was done on Sept 7, 2021, and the following items were there.
5 boogie boards in 2 sizes, 2 don't have the wrist wrap thing. 2 2.5 ft * 6 bamboo sand mat (1 very near end of its useful life) 1 3 * 8 (just eyeballing them, so approximate sizes) 2 one pole umbrella 1 3 section beach chair/recliner 4 run of mill cheaper style beach chairs 1 nicer tommy bahama beach chair 2 beach balls 1 puddle jumper swimmy. I think it says 30-50 lb. 7 pool noodles 1 baby seat float thing (with a shade) 1 Pool donut float 1 pool float couch thing Then assorted beach toys (shovel, bucket, frisbee, etc)
Property amenities
Beach
Beach nearby
Beach loungers
Pool/Spa
Communal pool
Outdoor pool
Private pool
Internet
Available in the house: Free WiFi
Parking and transportation
Parking on site
Kitchen
Coffee/tea maker
Cookware, dishware, and utensils
Dishwasher
Ice maker
Kitchen island
Microwave
Oven
Refrigerator
Spices
Stovetop
Toaster
Dining
Dining table
Bedrooms
4 bedrooms
Sofa bed
Bathroom
4 bathrooms
Bathtub or shower
Hair dryer
Shower
Soap
Toilet paper
Living spaces
Dining table
Living room
Entertainment
Books
Games
Library
Smart TV
Stereo
Outdoor areas
Balcony
Barbecue grill
Outdoor furniture
Laundry
Laundry facilities
Washing machine
Work spaces
Computer monitor
Desk
Desk chair
Comfort
Air conditioning
Heating
Pets
Pet friendly
2 pets total (up to 20 lbs per pet)
Suitability/Accessibility
Smoking not allowed
Services and conveniences
Iron/ironing board
Location highlights
Near a health/beauty spa
Near the bay
Near the marina
Near the ocean
On the waterfront
Things to do
Bodyboard
Birdwatching nearby
Fishing nearby
Jet skiing nearby
Kayaking nearby
Motor boating nearby
Sailing nearby
Scuba diving nearby
Snorkeling nearby
Surfing/bodyboarding nearby
Swimming nearby
Water skiing nearby
Water tubing nearby
Windsurfing nearby
Safety features
Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools
Pets
Pets allowed
Service animals are welcome, and are exempt from fees
2 total (up to 20 lbs per pet)
Restrictions apply; for more information contact the property at the number on the booking confirmation
Children and extra beds
Children are welcome
Events
No events allowed
Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
Important information
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit, and a deadbolt lock
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
About the neighborhood
Located in Surf City, this vacation home is on the waterfront. Seacoast Art Gallery and Missiles and More Museum are cultural highlights, and some of the area's activities can be experienced at Back in Touch Massage, Yoga, & Lomilomi and Escape Spa. Traveling with kids? Consider Ohana Paddle Sports, or check out an event or a game at Topsail Skating Rink Topsail Beach. With jet skiing, kayaking, and scuba diving nearby, you'll find plenty of adventures in the water. Visit our Surf City travel guide
Does Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) have a pool?
Yes, this property has an outdoor pool.
Is Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) pet-friendly?
Yes, this property allows pets (limit 2 total) with a maximum weight of up to 20 lbs per pet. Some restrictions may apply, so please contact the property for more details.
How much is parking?
Onsite parking is available at the property.
What time is check-in at Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)?
Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.
What time is check-out at Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)?
Check-out is at 11:00 AM.
Where is Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) located?
This family-friendly Surf City vacation home is located on the waterfront, within 2 mi (3 km) of Surf City Beach, Back in Touch Massage, Yoga, & Lomilomi, and Inis Spa. Ohana Paddle Sports and Escape Spa are also within 3 mi (5 km).
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