Escape to the tranquil waterfront haven of Bikini Bottom, offering a spacious open floor plan with 4 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. Unwind by the fireplace in the living room or relax on your private pool's sun deck, surrounded by serene lake views.
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9.89.8 out of 10
Exceptional
Entire home
4 bedrooms2 bathroomsSleeps 8
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Kitchen
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Dryer
Free WiFi
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About this property
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You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.
Waterfront property w/ private pool .amazing back deck to sit and water gaze!!
PARTY BARGES AVAILABLE ON REQUEST Come stay lakefront at Bikini Bottom with your own private pool! Excellent location on the "island-side" of False River. You'll be about 400 yards from Bueche's Bar & Grill and just a couple miles from L.A. Express Boat Landing. Come relax on our large decks right on the water. Our red-roofed, waterfront camp has a spacious open floor plan with 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a large back deck, a pier, and a private pool. It also includes an add-on lounge area perfect for football games or relaxing with friends.
Indoor area: Kitchen - fully equipped with a blender, slow cooker, cooking utensils, dishes, serving trays, a microwave, toaster, a fridge, stove/oven, and a coffee area. It also has a large island -- with 2 barstools -- that opens to the living room. Living Room - a spacious area with sofa and large chair , tv, fireplace, a coffee table, rug, and windows with a view of the water. Mud Room - extending off of the kitchen and living room, this extra mudroom leads to the large outdoor deck area. Dining Room - 8 person dining table and bar area with wine and cocktail glasses Master Bedroom - comes with a king sized bed lots of shelving for clothing storage, and its own private bathroom Master Bathroom - has a stand-up shower, private toilet room, and double sinks. Bedroom 2- queen bed Bedroom 3 - queen bed Bedroom 4- full bed Outdoor area: Private pool - gated in-ground pool located between the main house and outhouse. pool closed nov thru april for winter season Multi-level back deck -wrap around bench
You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
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Check-out instructions
The host requires you complete the following before checking out:
Load the dishwasher
Strip any used beds and gather used towels
Remove personal items
Turn off the lights
Bring any indoor trash to outside large bin. Leave door unlocked.
Return key to hang by the door.
Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.
Pets
Pets not allowed
Children and extra beds
Children are welcome
Events
Events allowed: family gatherings, birthday parties, weddings
Smoking
Smoking allowed: in designated areas
Important information
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Parties and events (including family gatherings, birthday parties and weddings) are allowed on site; maximum attendees: 15
Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher and a first aid kit
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
We should mention
This property does not have elevators
About the neighborhood
Located in Jarreau, this vacation home is in a rural area and on the waterfront. Hemingbough and Southern University Museum of Art are cultural highlights, and some of the area's attractions include Swamp Shop and Afton Villa Gardens. Traveling with kids? Consider Zachary Train Depot, or check out an event or a game at A.W. Mumford Stadium. Looking to get your feet wet? Jet skiing, kayaking and water skiing adventures can be found near the property. Visit our Jarreau travel guide
Does Waterfront property w/ private pool .amazing back deck to sit and water gaze!! have a pool?
Yes, this property has an outdoor pool.
Is Waterfront property w/ private pool .amazing back deck to sit and water gaze!! pet-friendly?
No, pets are not allowed at this property.
How much is parking?
Onsite parking is available at the property.
What time is check-in at Waterfront property w/ private pool .amazing back deck to sit and water gaze!!?
Check-in begins at 3:00 PM.
What time is check-out at Waterfront property w/ private pool .amazing back deck to sit and water gaze!!?
Check-out is at 11:00 AM.
Where is Waterfront property w/ private pool .amazing back deck to sit and water gaze!! located?
This family-friendly Jarreau vacation home is located on the waterfront, steps from False River, and within 12 mi (20 km) of False River Park and Pointe Coupee Parish Library. Swamp Shop and Mississippi River are also within 25 mi (40 km).
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Waterfront property w/ private pool .amazing back deck to sit and water gaze!! Reviews
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Loved everything about this house. Everything was perfect for us working in the area. loved the view of the water right out the back porch which was beautiful as well. Peaceful, quiet, and an overall great stay. Plenty of room for all three of us. I would highly recommend this property to anyone!
We enjoyed our stay. Clean and inviting. We were visited by nice neighbors including a couple of birds and a mink. Air Conditioner wasn’t cooling when we arrived, but a service tech came out quickly and fixed the issue. Hosts were quick to help and also followed up the next morning. We recommend staying here.
We stayed a week. Had a ball with the family. The pool was a big hit with the little ones and the adults because it was HOT! The pier and patio were exactly what we needed. We caught a lot of fish and enjoyed relaxing. We look forward to renting again
We will definitely be going back. We had an amazing time and it was very peaceful there. The grandkids loved the food. They stayed in the pool all day yesterday. I hope that we have left your place like we was supposed to. Thank you’ll so much for having us.
We had a great stay at Bikini bottom on false river. The property was as described in the listing, Claire was on the ball with communication via text. Check in/out was a breeze. What a great view of the lake from the awesome deck/dock. Just an excellent stay which was out of the way of the chaos of LSU campus. Very peaceful. We hope to stay here again the next time we visit our Tiger!
A few of us girlfriends got tiger for the weekend and had a great time. The house was clean and had everything we needed. The four bedrooms all had comfortable beds & pillows. The outdoor patio was very large to accommodate date a big group. I recommend this rental.
Stay was very comfortable. Beds slept well. Bathroom well stocked. Kitchen had more than ample dishes and a decent stock of supplies. Have to use a little patience with the stove. The master shower could use a shower curtain as the water splashed onto the bedroom floor. All in all, a very pleasant and enjoyable 5 days.
We had the absolute best time at this waterfront property in Jarreau. We typically take a beach trip this time of the year, but because of our new addition ,(daughter born in May), we needed something a little easier. We stayed here for our sons 12th birthday celebration with our friends. If you’re tired of your kids staying inside, eyes glued to their devices, this is the place to take them! They were in the water morning to night. Whether it was the pool, jumping off the dock or tubing on the boat we rented. Also, the boat rental place is just a 5 minute drive down the road. The rooms were so large and the master suite was truly an oasis. The kids even had their own game room to hang out in. We will absolutely be back!
Danielle K.
Stayed 3 nights in Jul 2025
Verified
6/10 Okay
Ayn S.
15 July 2024
Liked: Check-in, communication, location
We had a great time, but . . .
Accessing the property was a breeze.
Unfortunately, two things were very problematic for us:
1 - the pool remained green the entire time; the second day someone came to add chemicals; however, too little too late and we had booked two-three weeks in advance so not a surprise to have guests.
2 - the bar-b-que pit was filthy. The deck and seating/eating area outside was lovely but we had to scour the pit and burn off before we could grill.
The pier and deck were nice and enjoyable; the water pad was great fun and a nice addition. The two lounge chairs on the pier had many holes which made sitting in them very uncomfortable; so that left just the swing - a nice addition - and one chair!
The camp can accommodate more folks than we had so a good place for large families; four bedrooms and two baths with two large rooms for tv, games, etc.
Ayn S.
Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2024
Verified
6/10 Okay
Katie M.
3 September 2023
Liked: Check-in, communication, listing accuracy
Disliked: Cleanliness
False River Stay Aug
Property not what we expected …a double wide older trailer! No good views of river from inside trailer! Bedrooms n baths were clean .. The rest of camp not so much …Kitchen needs to be better appointed . Stove oven , refrigerator n garbage can needs a good cleaning . Some inside n outside furniture soiled with bird feces ( birds nesting in chimney can get into camp ) found
several dirt dauber nests on furniture … had to cover furniture with beach towels to sit on … no good sitting areas to relax outside .. patio n pier areas dangerous n too many steps … barbecue pit too dirty to use n outside sink full of mold n bird feces … Found used condoms on long unfinished river pier ! Place probably rented out too much for large parties seems to be neglected , over used and needs a good over all clean up !
We had a ball with our family in town from Boston. The lake was not busy and the house fit our needs to a T! We had 3 boys that lived it up between the lake and the pool. This house is a perfect place as there are multiple places for people to spread out. Location is amazing as well!
Seven of us comfortably stayed. It was homey and had everything we needed. Easy to navigate driveway with plenty of room for 3 cars. We enjoyed swimming in the pool and the river. Would go back in a heartbeat.
We made our 2nd trip here and everything was excellent again. We decided to come back again and celebrate my wife’s birthday weekend with family and friends and had an awesome weekend. Highly recommend.
Really enjoyed our stay. Could use a few updates and minor repairs. Some areas required a little cleaning (trash from previous tenant and box of worms in frig./pity we didn't do any fishing!) but we took care of that upon arrival. Plenty of room for us to spread out. Kids stayed in the pool! Enjoyed the view! We would go back!
Host communication was great not only with the logistics of the stay, but also with guidance on local offerings. Clean place. Plenty of room inside and out. Would recommend and stay again.
We enjoyed the pool so much. Caught a lot of sun but it was nice to have water on those hot humid days. This is a very nice home and I’m glad we rented it for the week! Our friends who rented around us came to our place to hang out we had cookouts on the great deck with plenty of room for everyone. We had plenty of room for all of us that were staying there. The bathrooms were nice.