First, we did have a good vacation. The location was very nice, close to the beach and the marsh. However, there are many issues with the house that I will list:
1. The pool filter is extremely loud. It's the first thing you notice when arriving and the sound can be heard everywhere in the house.
2. The pool is not heated. If you're visiting outside of peak summer, the pool will not be usable
3. The TV is terrible. It must be over a decade old and is not a smart TV. The picture is fuzzy with glare and very difficult to see.
4a. This is not a house made for cooks.
4b. There is not enough counter space.
4c. The cookware is second rate.
4d. There is no good cutting boards.
4e. There are no cooking spices.
5. We stayed for a week and were giving sheets in bags. The beds were not made, so expect to make at least five beds when you arrive.
6. There is no soap in the bathrooms.
7. The electric grill is bearly usable. It does not get hot.
8. Every wash came out smelling like mildew. The washer and dryer need to be cleaned.
9. The hottub water was cloudy and questionable
10. There is no sun umbrellas, so if you are fair skinned, there's no place to hide
11. The neighbors across the street in the yellow house were spying on us. It made us a bit uneasy.
12. The upstairs bathroom fan is broken and makes a horrible sound when turned on.
13. The outside shower cannot be locked from inside.