The Satire, Autograph Collection

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4.0 star property
9.6

Exceptional

Tranquil oasis with modern elegance

Beautifully remodeled with modern conveniences, this tranquil oasis offers serene lounge areas and lush landscaping. Unwind in the on-site movie theater or rejuvenate in rooms featuring rainfall showers and large tubs.

Popular amenities

  • Pet friendly
  • Free WiFi
  • Air conditioning
  • Breakfast available
The current price is AED 841
AED 1,082 total
includes taxes & fees
19 Sep - 20 Sep

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About the neighborhood

Located in Old Town North, a neighborhood in Alexandria, The Satire, Autograph Collection is in the entertainment district and near the airport. National Museum of African American History and Culture and Smithsonian National Postal Museum are cultural highlights, and travelers looking to shop may want to visit Union Station Shopping Center and Tysons Corner Center. Check out an event or a game at Capital One Arena, and consider making time for National Air and Space Museum, a top attraction not to be missed. Discover the area's water adventures with kayaking, canoeing, and motor boating nearby, or enjoy the great outdoors with hiking/biking trails. Visit our Alexandria travel guide
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625 First St, Alexandria, VA, 22314

What's nearby

  • A historic building with American flags, a church spire, and a brick courtyard.
    Market Square
    15 min walk - 1.3 km
  • A red brick building with a clock tower and a weather vane.
    Alexandria City Hall
    17 min walk - 1.4 km
  • A historic building with a tall tower, surrounded by lush green trees and grass.
    George Washington Masonic National Memorial
    5 min drive - 2.1 km
  • Torpedo Factory Art Center
    15 min walk - 1.3 km
  • John Carlyle House
    15 min walk - 1.3 km

Getting around

  • Alexandria Station
    4 min drive
  • Braddock Rd Station
    13 min walk
  • Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport (DCA)
    12 min drive

Restaurants

  • McDonald's
    10 min walk
  • Buzz Bakeshop
    12 min walk
  • Pupatella
    12 min walk
  • Continues Arcade
    13 min walk
  • Sundara Indian Restaurant & Cafe
    13 min walk

About this property

The Satire, Autograph Collection

  • Upscale hotel near Washington Monument
  • You can look forward to a coffee shop/cafe, dry cleaning/laundry services, and a bar at The Satire, Autograph Collection. The on-site restaurant, Bad Poet Cafe, offers breakfast and lunch. In addition to a gym and conference space, guests can connect to free in-room WiFi, with speed of 50+ Mbps.
  • Additional perks include:
    • Cooked-to-order breakfast (surcharge), valet parking (surcharge), and smoke-free premises
    • An elevator, luggage storage, and meeting rooms
    • A 24-hour front desk
    • Guest reviews say great things about the helpful staff
  • Room features
  • All 180 individually furnished rooms offer comforts such as premium bedding and laptop-friendly workspaces, as well as perks like air conditioning and bathrobes.
  • Other conveniences in all rooms include:
    • Hypo-allergenic bedding, Frette Italian sheets, and memory foam beds
    • Bathrooms with rainfall showers and designer toiletries
    • 65-inch flat-screen TVs with Netflix, streaming services, and premium channels
    • Wardrobes/closets, free infant beds, and coffee/tea makers

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 50+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Covered valet parking on site (USD 44 per night; includes in/out privileges)

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to noon on weekends; USD 25 to 50 per person
  • A bar/lounge
  • A coffee shop/cafe
  • A restaurant

Restaurants on site

  • Bad Poet Cafe
  • The Wise Fool

Things to do

  • Gym

Family friendly

  • In-room crib
  • Rollaway/extra bed (surcharge)
  • Soundproofed rooms

Conveniences

  • 24-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Change of bedsheets (on request)
  • Change of towels on request
  • Dry cleaning/laundry service
  • Housekeeping (on request)
  • Turndown service

Business services

  • 10 meeting rooms
  • 18,969 square feet of conference space

Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • Assistive listening devices
  • Assistive listening devices in meeting rooms
  • Braille/raised signage
  • Elevator (36 inch wide door)
  • Handrails in stairways (34 inches high)
  • Stair-free path to entrance
  • Thin carpet in room
  • Visual alarms in hallways
  • Well-lit path to entrance
  • Wheelchair accessible (may have limitations)
  • Wheelchair-accessible path to elevator
  • Wheelchair-accessible registration desk (30 inches high)
  • Wheelchair-accessible restaurant

More

  • Smoking not allowed

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Down comforter
  • Free crib
  • Frette Italian sheets
  • Hypo-allergenic bedding
  • Memory foam mattress
  • Rollaway/extra bed (surcharge)

Bathroom

  • Bathrobes
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Designer toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Rainfall showerhead
  • Shampoo
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Toothbrush and toothpaste (on request)
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • 65-inch flat-screen TV with premium cable channels
  • Netflix
  • Streaming services

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker

More

  • Air conditioning
  • Connecting rooms available
  • Electrical adapters
  • Free local calls
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Laptop workspace
  • Phone
  • Safe
  • Soundproofed rooms
  • Window screens

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 4:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime

Minimum check-in age: 21

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival at the property

Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Access methods

Staffed front desk

Pets

Pets allowed for an extra charge of USD 150 per accommodation, per stay

Service animals are welcome, and are exempt from fees

Welcoming dogs only

2 total pets

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Rollaway/extra beds are available for USD 25.0 per night

Free cribs are available on request at the property

Property payment types

Important information

Fees

You'll be asked to pay the following charges at the property. Fees may include applicable taxes:

  • Destination fee: USD 28.88 per accommodation, per night

We have included all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately USD 25 to 50 per person
  • Covered valet parking fee: USD 44 per night (in/out privileges)
  • Pet fee: USD 150 per accommodation, per stay
  • Service animals are exempt from fees
  • Rollaway bed fee: USD 25.0 per night

The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
Noise-free guestrooms cannot be guaranteed
Safety features at this property include a carbon monoxide detector, a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, a security system, a first aid kit, and window guards
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room

We should mention

The property has connecting/adjoining rooms, which are subject to availability and can be requested by contacting the property using the number on the booking confirmation
This property welcomes guests of all sexual orientations and gender identities (LGBTQ+ friendly)

Frequently asked questions

Is The Satire, Autograph Collection pet-friendly?

Yes, this property allows dogs (limit 2 total). There's a fee of USD 150 per accommodation, per stay. Service animals are exempt from fees.

How much does it cost to stay at The Satire, Autograph Collection?

As of 18 September 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at The Satire, Autograph Collection on 19 September 2026 start from AED 841, excluding taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

How much is parking?

Valet parking is available for USD 44 per night.

What time is check-in at The Satire, Autograph Collection?

Check-in start time: 4:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime.

What time is check-out at The Satire, Autograph Collection?

Check-out is at 11:00 AM.

Where is The Satire, Autograph Collection located?

Located in Old Town North, this hotel is within 1 mi (2 km) of Potomac River and Torpedo Factory Art Center. George Washington Masonic National Memorial and United States Patent and Trademark Office Museum are also within 3 mi (5 km). Braddock Rd Station is 13 minutes by foot and King Street Station is 25 minutes.

Can I cancel my reservation for free and receive a full refund?

Yes, this property offers free cancellation on select room rates, because flexibility matters! Please refer to the property cancellation policy on our site for more details about any exclusions or requirements.

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Reviews

The Satire, Autograph Collection Reviews

9.6

Exceptional

9.8

Cleanliness

9.4

Amenities

9.6

Staff & service

9.6

Property conditions & facilities
Rating 10 - Excellent. 753 out of 909 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 87 out of 909 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 46 out of 909 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 11 out of 909 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 12 out of 909 reviews

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10/10 Excellent

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Excellent staff!
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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Great stay, the hotel is chi, modern and comfortable
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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Clean friendly staff. Overall great place to stay
Stayed 3 nights in Jul 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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The rooms are very clean and the staff are exceptional in the way they do their job. I was able to check in early
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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Breakfast and staff are awesome
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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Amazing hotel, will be staying again next time. Staff very friendly and helpful and signed up to be a member
Stayed 3 nights in Jul 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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Recently visited the DMV area with my family and we enjoyed our time at this hotel! Super clean and staff was friendly!
Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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Great location. My room was in the Zen wing and very peaceful.
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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The staff were friendly and courteous. The room was spacious and well appointed. There was a movie theater on the property that was free to use, such a neat amenity. The location was great.
Stayed 3 nights in Jul 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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Beautiful hotel in a great location. Will definitely stay there again.
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2026
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8/10 Good

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The room was very clean. Just a small musty scent the first few hours. It was right at the entrance of room but it went away.
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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Very nice hotel, clean and the staff was extremely polite, two thumbs up.
Stayed 1 night in May 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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Beautiful hotel, clean and spacious rooms, and super friendly staff. The bed was the most comfortable hotel bed I’ve ever slept in! Highly recommend!
Stayed 4 nights in May 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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I stayed here for memorial day weekend and had an amazing stay. I will definitely recommend this hotel. It’s the perfect location near multiple restaurants and shops. Staff were amazing and we loved the aesthetic. I can’t wait to return.
Stayed 4 nights in May 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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Clean rooms & great staffs.
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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We had a very nice experience. The restaurant offered good selections at fair prices. If only we could have stayed for more than one night!
Stayed 1 night in May 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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The hotel was beautiful. The moment we pulled up customer service was amazing! The valet the associate checking us in all amazing and welcoming ! The room was spacious, clean and smelled amazing !! Absolutely loved how comfortable the bedding was and location is excellent for a night out and getting to DC no hassle!!
Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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Staff at the front desk were exceptionally warm and helpful. The hotel was modern, sleek and well designed. The property overall was well kept and clean. The location was 15-20 minute drive into DC which was perfect, and about a 15 minute walk to the nearest metro station.
Stayed 2 nights in May 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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Staff was very friendly and helpful
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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Excellent hotel! Loved the design of the place, and the rooms were so nice and comfortable! All of the staff were so helpful. The location is great too. The area is nice to walk around in! Will definitely be back.
Stayed 5 nights in Apr 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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Beautiful place and profession, welcoming staff.
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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I loved it here. The staff was amazing, the hotel was beautiful, and parking was easy!
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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Rooms were clean and updated. Nice gym and patio. Staff was nice.
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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Great modern hotel. The hotel manager, very accommodating and friendly. Conveniently located.
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2026
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10/10 Excellent

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The service at the AKA is simply the best. The team there is locked in, I’m always so well taken care of there.
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2026