Find 4 Star Hotels in Poggio Catino from AED 387

"I had high hopes for this place, but unfortunately it feels less like a hotel and more like a time capsule… and not in a charming, vintage way. Let’s start with the room: the walls look like they’ve gone a few rounds with a moving company—scuffed, marked, and clearly overdue for a fresh coat of paint. The TV is so small I’ve seen larger screens on desktop monitors, which made relaxing in the evening a bit of a squinting exercise. Now, the real entertainment: the symphony of noise. Every time the air conditioning or fans shut off, they make sounds dramatic enough to suggest the building itself is reconsidering its life choices. Not exactly the peaceful getaway one hopes for. Outside doesn’t fare much better. The garden area seems to have entered a “survival of the fittest” competition, with weeds winning by a landslide. It gives the impression that maintenance might be more of a concept than an actual practice here. And while location can sometimes make up for shortcomings… that’s not the case here. It’s just another challenge added to the list. All humor aside, this place has potential—but it’s currently being overshadowed by a noticeable lack of care. A little investment in upkeep, aesthetics, and basic maintenance would go a long way. Because right now, it feels like a runaway train heading straight toward declining reviews and even faster-declining occupancy. Unfortunately, I wouldn’t recommend staying here"

"Clean room but very few break"

"Good breakfast "

"Staff and location were great. Was only in town one night but everything was nice. "

"Nice stay"