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The Oyster Smack Inn

3.0 star property

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The Oyster Smack Inn provides amenities like a bar and a restaurant. Stay connected with free in-room WiFi.

Reviews

9.0 out of 10
Wonderful

Popular amenities

  • Parking included
  • Free WiFi
  • Restaurant
  • Breakfast available
  • Bar
  • Housekeeping
The current price is AED 380
AED 456 total
includes taxes & fees
15 Mar - 16 Mar

Room options

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Classic Double Room | Free WiFi

Classic Double Room

Highlights

Heating
TV
Separate bedroom
Hair dryer
Private bathroom
Wardrobe or closet
Daily housekeeping
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Deluxe Double Room | Free WiFi

Deluxe Double Room

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)

Highlights

Heating
TV
Separate bedroom
Hair dryer
Private bathroom
Wardrobe or closet
Desk
Daily housekeeping
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Superior Double Room | Free WiFi

Superior Double Room

Highlights

Heating
TV
Separate bedroom
Hair dryer
Private bathroom
Desk
Laptop workspace
Wardrobe or closet
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

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Luxury Double Room | Free WiFi

Luxury Double Room

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)

Highlights

Heating
Flat-screen TV
Separate bedroom
Hair dryer
Private bathroom
Wardrobe or closet
Desk
Daily housekeeping
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

About the neighborhood

Burnham-on-Crouch is home to The Oyster Smack Inn. The area's natural beauty can be seen at Marsh Farm Country Park and Danbury Country Park, while Mangapps Railway Museum and Museum of Power are cultural highlights. Blackwater Leisure Centre and Battlesbridge Antiques and Craft Centre are also worth visiting. Visit our Burnham-on-Crouch travel guide
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112 Station Rd, Burnham-on-Crouch, England, CM0 8HR

What's nearby

  • Adventure Island which includes rides
    Adventure Island
    45 min drive - 38.0 km
  • New Resturant Lakeside Waterfront Grays Essex
    Lakeside Shopping Centre
    49 min drive - 59.1 km
  • Bluewater Shopping Centre showing shopping, interior views and a city
    Bluewater Shopping Centre
    56 min drive - 67.4 km
  • Ramblers Stadium
    14 min walk - 1.2 km
  • Mangapps Railway Museum
    2 min drive - 2.4 km

Getting around

  • Burnham-On-Crouch Station
    8 min walk
  • London (SEN-Southend)
    51 min drive

Restaurants

  • The Anchor Inn
    32 min drive
  • The Welcome Sailor
    3 min walk
  • Shepherd and Dog
    32 min drive
  • Crouch Yacht Club
    6 min walk
  • Curry Cottage
    7 min walk

About this property

The Oyster Smack Inn

Property highlights
The Oyster Smack Inn provides amenities like a bar and a restaurant. Stay connected with free in-room WiFi.
Additional perks include:
  • Free self parking
  • Continental breakfast (surcharge)
Room features
All guestrooms at The Oyster Smack Inn offer amenities such as free WiFi.
Extra amenities include:
  • Bathrooms with showers and hair dryers
  • Heating and daily housekeeping

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AED 286 total
includes taxes & fees
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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free self parking on site
  • Limited onsite self parking

Food and drink

  • Daily continental breakfast available 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM for a fee: GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
  • A bar/lounge
  • A restaurant
  • Hosted evening meal available daily for a fee; reservation required

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk

Guest services

  • Housekeeping (daily)

Accessibility

  • No elevator

Room amenities

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Shampoo
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • TV

More

  • Heating

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 9:30 PM
Front desk staffed during limited hours
If you are planning to arrive after 9:00 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours), lockbox

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Property payment types

Important information

Optional extras

  • Fee for continental breakfast: approximately GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
  • Hosted evening meal: GBP 0.0

The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher

We should mention

This property does not have elevators

Frequently asked questions

Is The Oyster Smack Inn pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

How much does it cost to stay at The Oyster Smack Inn?

As of 8 March 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at The Oyster Smack Inn on 15 March 2026 start from AED 380, excluding taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

How much is parking?

Self parking is free at this property.

What time is check-in at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM.

What time is check-out at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Check-out is at 11:00 AM.

Where is The Oyster Smack Inn located?

Situated in Burnham-on-Crouch, this hotel is 0.9 mi (1.5 km) from Ramblers Stadium and 1.4 mi (2.3 km) from Mangapps Railway Museum. St. Peter-on-the-Wall and Blackwater Leisure Centre are also within 12 mi (20 km). Burnham-On-Crouch Station is 8 minutes by foot.

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Reviews

The Oyster Smack Inn Reviews

9.0

Wonderful

9.6

Cleanliness

9.4

Amenities

9.8

Staff & service

9.2

Property conditions & facilities
Rating 10 - Excellent. 13 out of 22 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 6 out of 22 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 2 out of 22 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 1 out of 22 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 22 reviews

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

sue

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Spacious, quiet & comfortable room. Lovely restaurant. Great food. Convenient location. Friendly and helpful staff.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

8/10 Good

peter

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Perfect for a 1 night work trip
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024

6/10 Okay

Sasha

Liked: Staff & service
Premium room option didn't
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

Tyler

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
another lovely working trip in this hotel. all good as usual
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

8/10 Good

Michaela

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

8/10 Good

Michaela

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

10/10 Excellent

Gavin

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

8/10 Good

Andrew

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

10/10 Excellent

anthony

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

david

Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025

4/10 Poor

Paul

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

Chris

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025

10/10 Excellent

Richard

Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

Julie

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Adrian

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Les

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 3 nights in May 2025

8/10 Good

Mark

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Pauline

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 4 nights in Feb 2025

10/10 Excellent

Per

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2025