Find 5 Star Hotels in The Channon from AED 358

"The daily fresh bread isn’t a thing anymore. 3 night stay and 2 small bottles of drinking water. Thanks for leaving me to drink tank water. Miserable guts. Spa filter needs a change, pumps other people’s filth around the bath, brown ring around the edge and brown foam on surface of water. Water runs slightly yellow in colour. The mattress was not flat, it needs to be replaced. Only one pillow to choose from, it was too big and craned my neck. Why isn’t there a selection? Not enough fire starters, milk and a loaf of frozen bread was delivered, but only after I asked for it. This isn’t worth $500 per night. Bring your mozzie proof clothes. "