"Here’s a polished version that keeps it honest but reads more smoothly: Stayed one night in a family room with my two teenage sons. The room had one double and two single beds, with tea and coffee provided. We had a lovely sea view, which was a real highlight. The room was clean, with fresh towels and bed linen. There was a fan in the room, but it was still quite hot during the day and overnight due to the weather. On the positive side, the staff were very welcoming and the breakfast was...

"When we arrived the hotel was closed and we had to find somewhere else!"