"This place is the strangest property I’ve ever been to. The room is in someone’s house. Nobody to answer the phone. Nobody there to greet the guests. Had to yell around the outside to find the host. There was no television, internet, nightstand on my side. There was a red, heart shaped tub. Everyone sat outside on the porch and chatted as it was out in the middle of Nowhere! Luckly we had food. Have I told you about the Peacocks?! There were 30 during mating season! All night long, they squawked. There were huge vases of dusty feathers in the room. Hard pass if I were you."