Be it ever so humble, there's no place like a villa on Negril Beach. Nothing else even comes close. Happily, here it is, friendly staff and all. A slice of Eden ensconced on one and a half lushly landscaped acres with 400 feet of pristine white sandy beach.

In this Spanish-style villa on Jamaica's world-renowned Negril Beach, you'll probably elect to occupy the upstairs master bedroom and separate dressing room. Very nice.

As for your companions, they'll reside in the other luxurious upstairs bedroom or the downstairs bedroom, opening on to the veranda. (Of course all villa bedrooms enjoy a glorious view of the sky blue ocean.)

You'll relax in the balm of the evening, together, on the ocean veranda and, if you wish to dine Al-fresco, you'll forgo the dining room for the adjoining outdoor dining area.

As befits this idyllic dream-life, the separate staff quarters houses a full contingent of exceptionally nice people: you'll have your own cook/housekeeper, an expert gardener, and, of course, 24-hour security. It's all included.