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A spacious indoor area with a stone wall, wooden beams, a chandelier, a billiards table, and a seating area with a sofa and chairs. - Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental! (Boerne)
A stone fireplace with a deer head, a fire, and a decorative border. There is a wooden table with a plant centerpiece and a patterned armchair. - Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental! (Boerne)
A pool table with billiard balls and cues, a stone wall, and a stone fireplace. - Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental! (Boerne)
A swimming pool with a windmill structure in the background. - Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental! (Boerne)
A two-story stone building with a metal roof, surrounded by a well-maintained lawn and trees. - Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental! (Boerne)
Consider a stay at Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental! and take advantage of a firepit, a garden, and an arcade/game room. For some rest and relaxation, visit the hot tub. In addition to laundry facilities, guests can connect to free in-room WiFi.

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10 out of 10
Exceptional

Entire home

5 bedrooms4 bathroomsSleeps 14

Popular amenities

  • Pool
  • Hot tub
  • Kitchen
  • Washer
  • Dryer
  • Free WiFi

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About this property

Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental!

  • Welcome to Poco Loco Ranch, a stunning 250-acre retreat nestled in the heart of the picturesque Texas Hill Country. Located just 10 minutes from the charming town of Boerne, Our ranch offers the ultimate getaway for families, friends, and adventurers seeking a blend of natural beauty, modern comforts, and endless entertainment.

    New Additions: Pickleball Court & Tesla-Compatible Charger!
    Get ready to experience our brand-new pickleball court, where family and friends can enjoy fast-paced fun surrounded by stunning scenery. Whether you're a seasoned player or trying it for the first time, this is the perfect spot to play, laugh, and unwind.

    And for our eco-conscious guests, we now offer a Tesla car charger that’s compatible with other electric vehicles, ensuring you’re fully powered for your Texas Hill Country adventures!

    Nature’s Playground
    Reconnect with the great outdoors along a quarter-mile of private Guadalupe River frontage:
    • Swim, fish, or tube the crystal-clear waters.
    • Take a leisurely hike through the rolling trails and enjoy breathtaking views.
    • Spot wildlife that make their home in this serene haven.
    • At night, marvel at the star-filled sky from our luxurious pool or hot tub.

    Rustic Charm Meets Modern Comfort
    Enjoy thoughtfully designed accommodations that suit groups of all sizes:

    Main House
    • Spacious living area with 2 fold-out sofas and a large flat-screen TV
    • Fully equipped kitchen perfect for whipping up hearty meals
    • 3 cozy bedrooms (2 king, 1 twin with a bunk bed)
    • 3.5 modern bathrooms
    • A charming covered patio with a BBQ grill and smoker
    Guest House
    • Roomy suite with 2 queen beds and a comfy sitting area
    • Kitchenette and dinette
    • Full bathroom
    Game Room Paradise
    A favorite for all ages, featuring:
    • Antique pool table
    • 22' championship shuffleboard
    • Pac-Man arcade machine
    • Ping pong and foosball
    • Cozy seating for those who prefer to relax and spectate
    Endless Onsite Adventures
    • Free hayrides with 4-night stays
    • Volleyball, BBQ cookouts, bonfires, and s’mores
    • Hours of fun by the pool or in the hot tub
    • Tubing adventures ranging from a leisurely hour to four hours of river bliss

    Nearby Adventures
    Make the most of our perfect location with nearby attractions:
    • Explore Boerne’s antique shops, breweries, and cafes (10 mins)
    • Thrill-seekers love Fiesta Texas (20 mins) and SeaWorld (30 mins)
    • Discover Fredericksburg’s wineries and the Nimitz Museum (35 mins)
    • Tour the underground wonders of Cave Without a Name (5 mins)

    Perfect for Any Occasion
    Poco Loco Ranch is ideal for:
    • Family reunions
    • Wedding accommodations (close to Paniolo Ranch, Von Erich Ranch, Eagle Dancer Ranch, Dos Palomas Ranch, Marquardt Ranch, and Enchanted Springs Ranch and more!)
    • Group retreats or simply escaping the everyday

    Extra Perks
    • EV charging for your convenience
    • Optional hunting packages (deer, axis, and more!)
    • RV accommodations (ask for details!)
    Free Hayride with 4 night rentals!

    Important Note
    The Guadalupe River’s depth varies with rainfall, but our pool, game room, and riverfront areas guarantee endless fun no matter the season.

    Whether you’re seeking relaxation, adventure, or a little bit of both, Poco Loco Ranch promises an unforgettable experience in the heart of Texas Hill Country. Book your stay today and make memories to last a lifetime!

    Keywords: Texas Hill Country, Guadalupe River, pickleball, family-friendly, tubing, game room, pool, hot tub, stargazing, hay ride, Pickleball, hiking, hunting, reunions, weddings, nature, retreat, outdoor activities, rustic luxury.

Property amenities

Beach

  • Beach loungers
  • Beach towels

Pool/Spa

  • Hot tub
  • Outdoor pool
  • Private pool

Internet

  • Available in the house: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Electric car charging station on site
  • Car recommended
  • Parking on site

Kitchen

  • Blender
  • Coffee grinder
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Dishwasher
  • Electric kettle
  • Kitchen island
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Paper towels
  • Refrigerator
  • Spices
  • Stovetop
  • Toaster

Dining

  • Dining table

Bedrooms

  • 5 bedrooms
  • Bedsheets provided
  • Sofa bed

Bathroom

  • 3.5 bathrooms
  • Bathtub
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Dining table
  • Fireplace
  • Living room

Entertainment

  • Games
  • Smart TV with cable/satellite channels
  • Stereo

Outdoor areas

  • Barbecue grill
  • Firepit
  • Garden
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Patio

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities
  • Washing machine

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Suitability/Accessibility

  • Smoking not allowed

Services and conveniences

  • Phone

Location highlights

  • In a rural location
  • On a river
  • On the waterfront

Things to do

  • Air hockey
  • Arcade/game room
  • Billiards/pool table
  • Foosball table
  • Table tennis
  • Birdwatching nearby
  • Cycling nearby
  • Ecotours nearby
  • Fishing nearby
  • Golfing nearby
  • Hiking/biking trails nearby
  • Hunting nearby
  • Swimming nearby
  • Theme park nearby
  • Water tubing nearby
  • Wildlife walks nearby
  • Winery tours nearby

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • Fire extinguisher

General

  • Electric car charging station
  • Garden

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Policies

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk hours vary at this property
Guests must contact the property for check-in information
To make arrangements for check-in please contact the property ahead of time using the information on the booking confirmation
You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Events

No events allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation

We should mention

A car is recommended for transportation to and from this property

About the neighborhood

Located in Boerne, this vacation home is in a rural area and on the waterfront. Kreutzberg Canyon Natural Area and Sister Creek Vineyards are worth checking out if an activity is on the agenda, while those wishing to experience the area's natural beauty can explore Guadalupe River and Cibolo Nature Center. Discover the area's water adventures with water tubing and fishing nearby, or enjoy the great outdoors with hiking and cycling. Visit our Boerne travel guide
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What's nearby

  • A stone archway with the inscription "RIM" and a fountain in the foreground.
    The Rim Shopping Center
    42 min drive - 47.7 km
  • A modern building with large windows and a covered entrance.
    University of Texas at San Antonio
    43 min drive - 51.1 km
  • A tall amusement park ride with a red and yellow structure against a clear blue sky.
    Six Flags Fiesta Texas
    44 min drive - 48.8 km
  • A large, abstract sculpture with a flowing design, set against a dramatic sky.
    North Star Mall
    54 min drive - 69.8 km
  • The Shops of La Cantera
    43 min drive - 51.4 km

Getting around

  • San Antonio International Airport (SAT)
    47 min drive

Restaurants

  • Black Board Bar B Q
    17 min drive
  • Fresh & Grill
    25 min drive
  • Ants Spot
    25 min drive
  • Live Ultra Lounge
    18 min drive
  • The Kitchen Under The Attic
    3 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Does Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental! have a pool?

Yes, this property has an outdoor pool.

Is Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental! pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

How much is parking?

Onsite parking is available at the property.

What time is check-out at Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental!?

Check-out is at 11:00 AM.

Where is Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental! located?

This family-friendly Boerne vacation home is located on the waterfront, 0.4 mi (0.6 km) from Guadalupe River, and within 9 mi (15 km) of Kreutzberg Canyon Natural Area and Cave without a Name. Northside Neighborhood Park and Northside Community Park are also within 9 mi (15 km).

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