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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3.0 star property
Inn with a restaurant, a quick walk to Ten Kate Markt

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram) | Free WiFi, bed sheets
The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Bar
  • Parking available
  • 24/7 front desk
  • Housekeeping
The current price is AED 185
AED 224 total
includes taxes & fees
26 Jun - 27 Jun

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Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 14 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 11 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 6 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 13 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 2 Twin Beds

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Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 9 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 6 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 23 sq m
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

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Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

Highlights

Individually decorated
Daily housekeeping
  • 12 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 15 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 7 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 20 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 8 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom | Free WiFi, bed sheets

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 12 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 15 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 23 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs) | Exterior

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

Highlights

Separate bedroom
Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 23 sq m
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

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Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With) | Interior detail

Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 17 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 8 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed OR 2 Twin Beds

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About the neighborhood

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Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH

What's nearby

  • Vondelpark - 14 min walk - 1.2 km
  • Van Gogh Museum - 4 min drive - 1.9 km
  • Rijksmuseum - 5 min drive - 2.2 km
  • Anne Frank House - 6 min drive - 2.4 km
  • Heineken Experience - 6 min drive - 2.9 km

Getting around

  • Witte de Withstraat Stop - 3 min walk
  • Amsterdam Lelylaan Station - 5 min drive
  • Amsterdam Airport Schiphol (AMS) - 23 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Cafe Goldmund - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪The Coffee Company - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪Benji's - ‬1 min walk
  • ‪Hotel Not Hotel - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪Dönerland Eethuis - ‬6 min walk

About this property

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Inn near Vondelpark
Located close to Ten Kate Markt and Foodhallen, Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam provides a terrace, a library, and a bar. The on-site Thai cuisine restaurant, Kevin Bacon Bar, offers breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Guests can connect to free in-room WiFi.
You'll also enjoy the following perks during your stay:
  • Buffet breakfast (surcharge), bike rentals, and self parking (surcharge)
  • A 24-hour front desk, smoke-free premises, and multilingual staff
  • Luggage storage
  • Guest reviews give top marks for the helpful staff
Room features
All guestrooms at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have amenities such as free WiFi.

Languages

Dutch, English, Spanish

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  • Pet friendly
  • Free WiFi
  • Restaurant
9.2 out of 10, Wonderful, 847 reviews
The price is AED 290
AED 352 total
includes taxes & fees
29 Jun - 30 Jun
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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Self parking on site (EUR 35 per night)
  • Limited onsite parking

Food and drink

  • Daily buffet breakfast available 8:00 AM to noon for a fee: EUR 15 per person
  • A bar/lounge
  • A restaurant

Restaurants on site

  • Kevin Bacon Bar

Things to do

  • Bicycle rentals
  • Library

Conveniences

  • 24-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff

Outdoors

  • Terrace

Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • Bathroom emergency pull cord
  • Handrails in stairways (43 inches high)
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Wheelchair accessible (may have limitations)
  • Wheelchair-accessible public washroom
  • Wheelchair-accessible registration desk (47 inches high)
  • Wheelchair-accessible restaurant

More

  • 2 floors
  • Smoke-free property

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer (on request)
  • Towels provided

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime
Contactless check-in available
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out available

Special check-in instructions

Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival at the property

Access methods

Staffed front desk

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome
Rollaway/extra beds are not available
Cribs (infant beds) are not available

Property payment types

Important information

Fees

You'll be asked to pay the following charges at the property. Fees may include applicable taxes:

  • Breakage deposit: EUR 50 per stay
  • An effective city/local tax rate of 12.50 percent will be charged

We have included all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

  • Fee for buffet breakfast: approximately EUR 15 per person
  • Self parking fee: EUR 35 per night

The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
Cashless transactions are available
Safety features at this property include a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system, and window guards

We should mention

This property does not have elevators

National rating

This property does not have a Netherlands Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our rating system.

Property is also known as

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel
Not Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn Amsterdam

Frequently asked questions

Is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

How much is parking at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Self parking is available for EUR 35 per night. Limited spots are available.

What time is check-in at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime.

What time is check-out at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Check-out is at 11 AM.

Where is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam located?

Located in Amsterdam West, this inn is within a 15-minute walk of Ten Kate Markt, Foodhallen, and Vondelpark. Van Gogh Museum and Rijksmuseum are also within 2 mi (3 km). Witte de Withstraat Stop is only a 3-minute walk and J. P. Heijestraat Stop (7) is 5 minutes.

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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very Good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 407 out of 941 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 288 out of 941 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 129 out of 941 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 39 out of 941 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 78 out of 941 reviews

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.8/10

Staff & service

7.6/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.0/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

8/10

Quirky hotel in a good location out of the crowds of Amsterdam. Rooms are small, but was fine with two people
Stayed 4 nights in May 2025

10/10

Quirky, fun hotel as only the Dutch can do.
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10

The staff is very friendly. It is only a few min walk to the tram.
Stayed 2 nights in May 2025

10/10

Great place, great service!
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2025

8/10

I loved the interior of this property! It was such a cool design and the room themes were awesome!
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025

2/10

It was not a great spot / the rooms smelled like cigarettes so badly we checked out the staff were very kind about it.
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2025

10/10

Super nice staff, clean room, great location and easy accessibility to public transportation.
Stayed 6 nights in Dec 2024

2/10

Everything was decent and the staff were super friendly and effective. The only bad thing which destroyed my whole experience was the soundproofing and location. The place sits right next to a pub or a casino of sort and that thing blasted music 11:00pm - 4:00am nonstop! And it vibrated my entire sleepingpod - you could imagine at this point that i got zero sleeping hour. Unless they do something about it - i find it hard to recommend city trip at this location
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10

It really was a unique experience. The staff was extremely friendly and helpful. I would realy like to visit again one day.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

8/10

The staff was very helpful and professional
Stayed 10 nights in Sep 2024

10/10

A really nice hotel for a very good price!
Stayed 4 nights in May 2024

10/10

The atmosphere was very inviting The staff attentive and super friendly!
Stayed 3 nights in May 2024

10/10

Such a fun place! Definitely will recommended to anyone I hear about heading over to Amsterdam!
Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2024

10/10

Staff was Lovely
Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2024

2/10

I wouldn’t recommend staying here. It seems ‘concept’ trumps basics you might expect in a hotel like a semi-decent mattress and pillows. The Poison Ivy room was en-suite and the shower was Ok, but the basin plug was broken. The hotel were unable to supply a 2nd pillow - their response was ‘we are full and we have no spares’. What kind of hotel doesn’t have spare pillows FFS? The mattress had lost all support along one edge and should have been thrown out. There were no windows, and the ventilation system wasn’t great. I would imagine summer would be hell here. Sound proofing from the rooms above was entirely non-existent. Bring ear plugs. The restaurant/bar was good, and staff friendly. About the only redeeming feature. We checked out a day early and moved to a different hotel for our last night (of three) in Amsterdam.
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025

10/10

A lovely and affordable stay close to the city!
Stayed 4 nights in Jan 2024

10/10

Staff was very nice and the room we stayed at was neat.
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2024

6/10

Is a rather funky and novel place to stay, but don't expect 4-star service or facilities. Definitely a good deal for the price, though.
Stayed 4 nights in Nov 2024

10/10

The whole place was amazing, never stayed somewhere like that before was all round amazing
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2024

10/10

Great staff very helpful, the bar was nice and food was spot on.
Stayed 4 nights in Feb 2024

8/10

Really cool hotel. Staff were amazing. Bathroom seemed inadequate for the number of guests, there were only two toilet stalls. But definitely a unique experience.
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2024

10/10

Original concept, clean amenities and nice staff. The hotel is located close to Tram 17 giving easy access to the centre of Amsterdam.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2024

10/10

Good value for money
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

8/10

A very unique place to stay. The only big downside was the room we were in was very hot, so we had a hard time sleeping.
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2024

10/10

We had a very nice stay. It wouldn’t hurt if they fixed an AC or better ventilation in the room. Otherwise a very cool place, lovely people and great location!
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2024