2/10 سيّئ للغاية
Laura
مسافر برفقة العائلة
18 أكتوبر 2025
عناصر لم تنل الإعجاب: النظافة، والعاملون ومستوى الخدمة، ووسائل الراحة، وحالة المنشأة ومرافقها
⭐☆☆☆☆ “An Unforgettable Stay — for All the Wrong Reasons!”
If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to star in your very own episode of I’m a Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here (But Make It Budget Accommodation), then the White Hart Inn in Chalfont St Giles is the perfect destination for you.
Our adventure began with a charming surprise — a room seemingly modelled after a Victorian greenhouse, complete with an impressive mould collection. Not wanting to disturb the delicate ecosystem thriving on the walls, we asked to be moved.
Our upgrade? A room guarded by a fully operational wasps’ nest. Yes, nothing quite says “Welcome!” like battling airborne stingers before even reaching the door. Once safely inside, we were greeted by walls covered in mysterious stains that looked like they’d been part of a forensic investigation.
The bathroom was a particular highlight. The shower preferred to store water rather than drain it — perhaps it was saving up for a rainy day — and the toilet bore marks that suggested it had long since given up on life. The floor? Let’s just say a hoover hasn’t crossed its path in this century.
On the bright side, if you enjoy nature, adventure, and testing your immune system, this place offers it all in one thrilling package.
In summary: A perfect stay for anyone who enjoys mouldy décor, insect warfare, and plumbing that defies physics. For everyone else — I recommend a tent.
Laura
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