Fantastic 4-bedroom house in Ferndale

4 miles to Main Street (you can smell the bakery from the porch)
12 minutes to Birch Bay
18 minutes to Bellingham
8 minutes to I-5 but zero road noise

WHAT’S INCLUDED (because we’re not monsters)

400 Mbps Wi-Fi that actually works in the orchard
55” 4K TV with every streaming app known to man
Hotel-grade linens, plush towels, starter pack of everything
Full-size washer/dryer + free detergent
Zero cleaning fee. Leave a dish in the sink; we dare you.

THE ONLY RULES

No smoking
No parties (the house is 135 years old and judges quietly)
Pets considered case-by-case ($350 refundable deposit + $150 fee)

RATES
Less than two Bellingham hotel rooms + parking + breakfast + the soul-crushing feeling of fluorescent lighting.
Message us right now with your dates and we’ll send you the drone video that made three separate guests cry.
The Ferndale Farmhouse
The one that looks even better in person.
(The photos lied; it’s bigger.)
Book before your mother-in-law sees this listing and claims it for Christmas.
P.S. The orchard apples are peaking RIGHT NOW. You’re already too late for last week’s guests who left with 47 pounds in their trunk.