6/10 مقبول
Darrell
مسافر برفقة العائلة
2025 يونيو 9
عناصر نالت الإعجاب: العاملون ومستوى الخدمة
🌊 "A Room with a View... and Some Wild Reviews!" 🦁🌴
Stayed at this coastal spot recently and wow — talk about Pacific views! The ocean scenery was absolutely shore-thing spectacular. I could’ve stared at that horizon for hours.
The room itself was... well, let’s call it “rustic chic meets mild concern.” The front door had bite marks so intense, I wasn’t sure if the previous guest had a nervous breakdown or if a werewolf checked out late. 🐺
As for the upstairs neighbors? I’m convinced they were filming a live-action reboot of Jumanji. Every step echoed like a stampede of jungle animals. I half-expected Robin Williams to burst through the ceiling yelling “RUNNNN!”
The hot tub? Massive. Like, bring-your-cousins-and-their-kids massive. But when the water started spilling over the edges, I legit thought we were about to trigger a jacuzzi-induced landslide into the Pacific. Hot tub? More like Hot Risk Adventure™.
Overall? 3.5 stars. Great view, decent stay… just maybe pack earplugs and holy water for the door. 🌊😂
Darrell
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