At The Ranch, enjoy a relaxing retreat on a working cattle farm with country views. Unwind by the fire pit or challenge friends to corn hole, ping pong, or foosball in the game room. With ample parking and Wi-Fi available throughout your stay is sure to be an entertaining escape.
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Exceptional
Entire home
4 bedrooms4 bathroomsSleeps 16
Popular amenities
Kitchen
Washer
Dryer
Free WiFi
Outdoor Space
Parking available
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About this property
Entire place
You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.
Epic 4BR Ranch 4 miles to Beach!
Welcome to The Ranch! Bring your family and friends to this GORGEOUS gated estate only minutes to the beach and wineries in one of the best locations in Pismo Beach!
Amazing location, full amenities, sleeps 16, gorgeous country views on a working cattle farm, and with spacious outdoor areas a and a game room there's something to entertain all ages! You can't go wrong!!
Some of the amenities include:
Corn Hole Fire Pit Gas BBQ Basketball Hoop Game Room Ping Pong Foosball
Distance: 4 miles to Pismo Pier 6 miles to amazing wineries in San Luis Obispo
You get the whole house!
We will be available from 8am-8pm to communicate with over the platform.
Guests are expected to be respectful of surrounding neighbors on the cattle farm at all times and must comply with the local noise ordinance. Quiet hours are enforced between 10:00 PM to 8:00 AM and respectable noise levels are required at all hours.
Thousand Hills Ranch is a working Cattle Ranch. Cattle can be present, sprinklers can be going for pastures, etc. Guests are not allowed to wander outside the property onto other areas of the property. Hiking on the property is not allowed but there are amazing trails just a short drive away.
Ample parking for many cars.
We provide starter supplies for guests: shampoo, conditioner, body wash, paper towels, toilet paper, etc. All other supplies will need to be providing by the guests.
No pets or parties allowed.
Internet/ TV: We have Wi-Fi set up as well as Smart TV's so you can login to all of your favorite streaming platforms. BYO Passwords Wi-Fi and/or power outages can occur periodically in our small town and rural settings, over which we have no control.
We do our very best to keep them as far away from the house as possible with recurring pest control from a reputable company, but they are still present at times. Your safety is very important to us. There may be wildlife on site, including bugs, both inside and out. Please leave doors closed at all times.
Lawn maintenance typically occurs on Thursdays.
Must sign rental agreement upon booking and upload a copy of your legal unexpired driver's license or passport
Must submit a $500 off-platform security hold that will be collected upon signing rental agreement but it will not be placed until 2 days prior to arrival and released 3 days after departure, if no damages are reported. Deposit to be processed by host on guests credit card. Please note we are API Connected to a hotel-style software called OwnerRez to safely and securely take off-platform security deposits.
Property amenities
Internet
Available in the house: Free WiFi
Parking and transportation
Car recommended
Parking on site
Kitchen
Coffee/tea maker
Cookware, dishware, and utensils
Dishwasher
Kitchen island
Microwave
Oven
Paper towels
Refrigerator
Stovetop
Toaster
Dining
Dining table
Bedrooms
4 bedrooms
Bedsheets provided
Sofa bed
Bathroom
4 bathrooms
Bathtub or shower
Hair dryer
Shampoo
Shower
Soap
Toilet paper
Towels provided
Living spaces
Dining table
Living room
Separate dining area
Entertainment
Games
Smart TV
Outdoor areas
Barbecue grill
Firepit
Garden
Patio
Laundry
Laundry facilities
Washing machine
Comfort
Heating
Pets
No pets allowed
Suitability/Accessibility
Smoking not allowed
Services and conveniences
Iron/ironing board
Location highlights
In a rural location
In the mountains
Near a health/beauty spa
Near a hospital
Near a zoo
Near an outlet shopping mall
Things to do
Arcade/game room
Foosball table
Table tennis
Water park
Basketball nearby
Birdwatching nearby
Ecotours nearby
Fishing nearby
Golfing nearby
Hiking/biking trails nearby
Horseback riding nearby
Hunting nearby
Kayaking nearby
Motor boating nearby
Mountain biking nearby
Mountain climbing nearby
Sailing nearby
Surfing/bodyboarding nearby
Swimming nearby
Water skiing nearby
Whale watching nearby
Wildlife walks nearby
Windsurfing nearby
Winery tours nearby
Safety features
Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property)
Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
An adult age 18 or older must assume all liability for the booking
You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools
Rules
Must sign rental agreement upon booking and upload a copy of your Driver License, minimum age of 25 years to book
A $500 security hold will be placed 2 days prior to arrival and released 3 days after departure, if no damages are reported
Must follow all house rules including no pets, no smoking and no parties. Additional house rules in description
Pets
Pets not allowed
Children and extra beds
Children are welcome
Events
No events allowed
Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
Important information
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit, and a deadbolt lock
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
We should mention
A car is recommended for transportation to and from this property
Property is also known as
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About the neighborhood
Located in Pismo Beach, this vacation home is in a rural area and in the mountains. The area's natural beauty can be seen at Avila Hot Springs and Oceano Dunes State Vehicular Recreation Area. Traveling with kids? Consider Dinosaur Caves Park, or check out an event or a game at Alex G. Spanos Stadium. Discover the area's water adventures with kayaking and water skiing nearby, or enjoy the great outdoors with hiking and horse riding. Visit our Pismo Beach travel guide
California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo
23 min drive - 22.7 km
Getting around
Grover Beach Station
23 min drive
San Luis Obispo County Regional Airport (SBP)
29 min drive
Restaurants
Old West Cinnamon Rolls
10 min drive
Splash Café Pismo Beach
10 min drive
Giuseppe's Cucina Italiana
10 min drive
Vista Steak and Seafood
10 min drive
Pizmo Cafe
9 min drive
Frequently asked questions
Is Epic 4BR Ranch 4 miles to Beach pet-friendly?
No, pets are not allowed at this property.
How much does it cost to stay at Epic 4BR Ranch 4 miles to Beach!?
As of 11 April 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Epic 4BR Ranch 4 miles to Beach! on 21 June 2026 start from AED 2,108, excluding taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.
How much is parking?
Onsite parking is available at the property.
What time is check-in at Epic 4BR Ranch 4 miles to Beach?
Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.
What time is check-out at Epic 4BR Ranch 4 miles to Beach?
Check-out is at 11:00 AM.
Where is Epic 4BR Ranch 4 miles to Beach located?
This family-friendly Pismo Beach vacation home is located in the mountains, steps from Pismo Preserve, and within 6 mi (10 km) of Dinosaur Caves Park and The Locked Inn. Pismo State Beach and North Beach Campground are also within 6 mi (10 km).
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Epic 4BR Ranch 4 miles to Beach! Reviews
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The house was cozy and inviting and just far enough away from all the hustle and bustle to feel like you’re in another world. There were 17 of us and we fit very comfortably. The house is stocked with towels, shampoo, conditioner, and kitchen supplies. You’ll need to bring drinking water, plastic wrap or foil if you’re cooking there, and your own groceries. I would totally stay there again. I will say that there’s an operating farm just outside, and there’s a strong operating farm smell, but we weren’t bothered by that at all. I highly recommend if you’re looking for a peaceful getaway for your family.
This house is *amazing*! Large lawns for frolicking, big kitchen for hosting, large bedrooms for laying about. There's a wedding venue just down the road as well so if you know someone gettin' hitched...
Stuart H.
Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2024
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Delia
16 December 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
If you have a big family look no more! This property has all you & your family will need and enjoy. The best way to describe this is peaceful piece of heaven. The host was very communicative and made sure we had everything we needed and made sure we were comfortable. We will definitely make this place our home away from home in the future❤️
My family consisting of eight adults and six teenagers, had the most fantastic family reunion for five nights at the Ranch. The large property had everything anybody could have possibly dreamed of! For five beautiful days, we played all kinds of card and board games during the evenings, while the days were spent playing outdoor games on our wonderfully comfortable large lawn, or ping pong and other activities in the game room. The well equipped kitchen provided all the pots, pans, dishes and utensils we needed for cooking our meals, both breakfast and dinner.As the weather was so beautiful, we spent a couple of afternoons at the beach, and later enjoyed walking out on the pier delighting in the sunset. A visit to the bowling alley for a couple of games followed by a pizza dinner were all part of the activities of this five day fantastic family reunion. The spaciousness of this beautifully constructed home allowed each family to have one bedroom to organize how they wanted for their family of four and I, the grandmother, chose the well appointed master bedroom for myself and my partner which offers a large double walk in shower. It was just a marvelous property affording everyone a fantastic “long to be remembered” family reunion. Thank you, Megan for your quick responses to my many questions. You were a super host and I greatly appreciate the easy and comfortable communication with you.
Far exceeded any expectations we had, everyone was comfortable, and happy! Felt like we were in another world while at home, yet so close to Pismo and all we wanted to do in town!
Beautiful ranch and farmhouse with plenty of space for three families (6 adults, 7 kids ages 5 to 16). Very private and quiet with great views of the surrounding hills and cattle farm. We enjoyed seeing wild turkey, deer and even a little coyote. Super easy to get into Pismo but you feel worlds away in the country. The great big kitchen, fire pit and ping pong table were some of our favorite amenities. The host was super helpful and quick to respond to any questions.
The house was amazing! It has a huge yard which worked perfectly for the toddlers. Plenty of room for everyone and we didn’t feel cramped. The kids loved the big kitchen so we all fit even with space to spare! We took walks around the property and got to see cows and even a momma and baby. It was very cool! The kitchen is ginormous and has a great set up to make dinner. Had a little issue with the living room tv volume, but I messaged the host and she helped me quickly! If we do another vacation we will definitely try to come here again!
This home and its surroundings are even more beautiful in person and accommodated my family of 11 perfectly!! My grandchildren could be let loose outside without a worry for their safety, they ran and played and loved seeing the cows. Pismo Beach is about a 5 minute drive away so it is a perfect location for peace and quiet and closeness to the beach. I highly recommend this property for a family vacation!!
Pam S.
Stayed 3 nights in May 2025
From a partner site
10/10 Excellent
Jackie T.
9 April 2025
We could not ask for a better experience than we did at this beautiful ranch home.
We are from Arkansas, and our son found a California girl to marry. We have cattle of our own back home and Ali found the perfect place to exchange their vows. Thousand Hills Ranch is by far the most spectacular place on earth. This home provides everything we needed for the Groom and his men to get ready for the big day. We would love to come back soon.