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"It's a relatively small room with a bed on a mezzanine level. Stairs are steep to the bed, but fine if you free up on a boat. The tap in the kitchen worked but was not attached to the sink - some plumbing needed. The studio was cleaned, but could do with a lick of paint, especially on the door which looked as though it had been attacked by a mythical creature in a Ben Aaronovitch novel. The people in the room/flat above us were kind enough to ensure we knew we weren't alone, and trekked back...

"DO NOT STAY HERE I left my AirPods in the apartment after checking out. I contacted the host immediately and tried calling — no answer. Seven hours later, I was finally told they'd "sort it out" and I could collect them the following week. Reassuring, given that my AirPods were, at that exact moment, on the move across London. When I called to ask why my belongings were wandering the city without me, the host told me my personal property "wasn't their problem." Shortly afterwards, the AirPods...